Great Thinkers of Our Time
"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates
in the country."
"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities
in our air and water that are doing it."
And last but not least -- a parting word from Dan Quayle:
Makes you feel pretty smart doesn't it?
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