Humor
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Cool Jokes & Humor:
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A very funny list of the top 10 things men know about women |
My Silly Jokes:
| Joke 1: | What does an LA highway and a computer storage device have in common? | By Walton Dell |
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| Joke 2: | What is the definition of an algorithm? | By Walton Dell. |
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My Favorite Taglines:
| Please join the AAAAAAA (American Association Against Acronym And Abbreviation Abuse)! |
| A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station... |
| PIT BULLDOG FOR SALE: Eats anything. Loves children. |
| Real Newspaper Headline: DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE |
| **NEWS FLASH** Toilet stolen; police have nothing to go on. |
| **NEWS FLASH** Captain Crunch Murdered. Cereal Killer suspected. |
| **NEWS FLASH** Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery. |
| Energize!... Hey! Where did that bunny come from?? |
| If PRO is the opposite of CON, then what's the opposite of progress? |
| A penny saved is a Congressional oversight. |
| Clinton/Gore: Error - division by zero. |
| Politics defined: Poli=many tics=blood suckers |
| A good pun is its own reword. |
| If at first you don't succeed, don’t go skydiving! |
| If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer. |
| Old musicians never die, they just decompose. |
| Old programmers never die, they just lose their byte. |
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Answer 1: They are both hard drives!
Answer 2: The Vice President dancing.
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